1 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,671 AH HA HA HE HE HE. 2 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,007 I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY GUITAR, 3 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:12,244 BUT I COULD NEVER QUITE MASTER THE FINGERING. 4 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:14,579 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 5 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,614 SO I WON'T BE A ROCK STAR. 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:20,185 I'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR BEING A SHOCK STAR. 7 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,690 MY GROUPIES. 8 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:28,160 TONIGHT'S LITTLE RIFF IS RIFE 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,663 WITH SEX, DEATH AND ROCK 'N' ROLL. 10 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,132 NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT. 11 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,001 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 12 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,937 YOU'LL MEET A PUTREFIED PROMOTER OF POP 13 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,406 WITH AN EAR FOR A HIT. 14 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,441 I DON'T WANT TO KILL IT FOR YOU. 15 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:46,211 LET'S JUST SAY WE COME INTO THE STORY 16 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,548 JUST WHEN HIS CAREER IS GETTING REAL HOT. 17 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:53,551 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 18 00:01:02,346 --> 00:01:03,946 Man: PLEASE! 19 00:01:04,014 --> 00:01:07,616 PLEASE! HURRY UP! LET'S DO IT! 20 00:01:07,685 --> 00:01:09,217 HA HA HA! 21 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:10,619 HUH! 22 00:01:10,688 --> 00:01:12,270 HA HA HA! 23 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,923 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GUY IN SUCH A HURRY TO DIE? 24 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,391 HA HA HA! 25 00:01:18,528 --> 00:01:20,895 HEE HA! 26 00:01:20,964 --> 00:01:24,132 HO HA HA HA HA! 27 00:01:24,201 --> 00:01:25,400 HAH! 28 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:28,637 WHAT? OH, YEAH. 29 00:01:28,706 --> 00:01:30,517 YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU? 30 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:31,884 WELL, YOU KEEP IT UP, BIG MOUTH. 31 00:01:31,908 --> 00:01:34,576 YOU'LL GET YOURS. 32 00:01:34,645 --> 00:01:37,412 WHOO! DO YA, HUH? 33 00:01:37,481 --> 00:01:38,758 I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU. 34 00:01:38,782 --> 00:01:41,461 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BRAINS, FRIED OR OVER EASY? 35 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,418 HA HA HA! 36 00:01:43,487 --> 00:01:45,332 WHO'S HE TALKING TO? 37 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:47,889 COME ON! LET'S GO, GOD DAMN IT! 38 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:49,858 LET'S HURRY IT UP! 39 00:01:49,927 --> 00:01:52,160 PULL THE SWITCH! 40 00:01:52,228 --> 00:01:54,262 SHOOT ME THE JUICE! 41 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:57,165 FRY ME! 42 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,757 UH! 43 00:02:19,923 --> 00:02:21,022 THERE. 44 00:02:21,091 --> 00:02:23,708 THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS AGAIN. 45 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,027 THERE. THAT'S IT. 46 00:02:26,096 --> 00:02:28,429 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HEARING THIS, MR. SLASH? 47 00:02:28,498 --> 00:02:29,709 I... WELL... I DON'T KNOW. 48 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:30,843 A COUPLE OF WEEKS, 49 00:02:30,867 --> 00:02:32,646 BUT LATELY IT'S BEEN GETTING A LOT LOUDER. 50 00:02:32,670 --> 00:02:34,602 WOULD YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU HEAR AS A RINGING? 51 00:02:34,671 --> 00:02:36,315 NO, IT'S NOT A RINGING. 52 00:02:36,339 --> 00:02:37,372 BUZZING, THEN? 53 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,391 NO, IT'S NOT A BUZZING! 54 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,509 WELL, THEN, WHAT IS IT? 55 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,779 IT'S LIKE... 56 00:02:44,848 --> 00:02:46,709 WHOA WHOA WHOA OH. 57 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:50,485 WHOA WHOA WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! 58 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,787 LOOK, YOU'RE THE GODDAMN EAR SPECIALIST. 59 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,662 YOU TELL ME WHAT'S IN THERE. 60 00:03:00,731 --> 00:03:02,131 THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE, MR. SLASH. 61 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:05,450 I CAN HEAR SOMETHING IN THERE. 62 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,070 WHAT YOU THINK YOU HEAR IS AN ABERRATION. 63 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:12,406 AN ABERRATION CAUSED BY REPEATED EXPOSURE 64 00:03:12,475 --> 00:03:14,408 TO HIGH DECIBELS. 65 00:03:14,477 --> 00:03:17,328 YOU'VE DONE SEVERE DAMAGE TO YOUR EARS, MR. SLASH. 66 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,264 IN THE SHORT TERM, 67 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:23,352 EAR PLUGS ALWAYS IN THE WORK PLACE, 68 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:27,372 EAR DROPS EACH NIGHT, EACH EAR, 2 DROPS. 69 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:31,559 PUT A LITTLE SALVE ON THE COTTON SWAB, 70 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:35,813 THEN GENTLY COAX IT INTO THE EAR. 71 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,351 WHAT, THIS IS ALL I GET 72 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:47,826 FOR A FUCKIN' $200 VISIT? 73 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,044 THAT AND SOME ADVICE. 74 00:03:50,113 --> 00:03:52,613 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WHAT LITTLE HEARING YOU HAVE LEFT, 75 00:03:52,683 --> 00:03:54,366 GET OUT OF THE ROCK AND ROLL BUSINESS. 76 00:03:55,852 --> 00:03:59,570 WOULD TONIGHT BE SOON ENOUGH, DOC? 77 00:04:05,529 --> 00:04:06,695 ♪ GIVE IT UP ♪ 78 00:04:06,764 --> 00:04:08,196 ♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪ 79 00:04:08,265 --> 00:04:09,998 ♪ GIVE IT UP ♪ 80 00:04:10,067 --> 00:04:11,466 ♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪ 81 00:04:11,535 --> 00:04:13,368 ♪ GIVE IT UP ♪ 82 00:04:13,436 --> 00:04:15,037 ♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪ 83 00:04:15,105 --> 00:04:16,771 ♪ GIVE IT UP ♪ 84 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,456 ♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪ 85 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,091 ♪ GIVE IT UP ♪ 86 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,659 ♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪ 87 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:26,882 ALL RIGHT! 88 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:30,318 EVERYBODY, SHUT THE FUCK UP! 89 00:04:30,387 --> 00:04:31,719 YEAH. 90 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:34,334 THERE'S ONE FUCKER HERE WE HAVE TO FUCKIN' THANK 91 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:37,092 FOR PUTTING THIS WHOLE FUCKIN' THING TOGETHER. 92 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,094 IT WAS HIS FUCKIN' IDEA. 93 00:04:39,162 --> 00:04:40,973 WE OUGHTA THANK HIM FOR THE FUCKING AIR 94 00:04:40,997 --> 00:04:42,541 WE'RE FUCKIN'... 95 00:04:42,565 --> 00:04:44,733 BREATHING RIGHT NOW. 96 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,478 YEAH, THERE'S THE FUCKIN' TREES 97 00:04:46,502 --> 00:04:48,353 THAT MAKE THE FUCKING AIR. 98 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,966 SO LET'S SHOW HIM HOW MUCH WE... 99 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,857 FUCKING LOVE HIM! 100 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:52,925 MARTY SLASH! 101 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:59,430 HOW ARE YOU, MARTY? 102 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,320 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 103 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:07,069 IGGY POP AND LEATHER WEAZL. 104 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:11,304 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THOSE KIND AND MOVING WORDS. 105 00:05:11,328 --> 00:05:13,594 I'M TOUCHED AND HUMBLED. 106 00:05:13,663 --> 00:05:15,863 BUT, YOU KNOW, IGGY... 107 00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:17,865 I THINK THE CREDIT REALLY BELONGS 108 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:20,668 TO ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. 109 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,770 BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES 110 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,672 THAT HAVE HELPED MAKE MY DREAM 111 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,141 A REALITY! 112 00:05:32,382 --> 00:05:33,514 CHIEF KABUBI. 113 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,683 Audience: CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEF! 114 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,884 CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEF! 115 00:05:36,954 --> 00:05:39,687 CHIEF KABUBI, 116 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:44,559 PLEASE TELL YOUR BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL AMAZONIAN PEOPLE 117 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:47,795 THAT WE HAVE PUT $1 MILLION INTO THE BANK 118 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:49,831 FROM THESE BENEFIT CONCERTS. 119 00:05:49,899 --> 00:05:52,066 AND I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MONEY WILL GO 120 00:05:52,136 --> 00:05:53,868 WHERE IT'S NEEDED MOST. 121 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,340 ROCK ON! 122 00:06:02,379 --> 00:06:04,279 ALL RIGHT! 123 00:06:04,348 --> 00:06:06,226 WE DO IT, AND I GET WITH IT, 124 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,750 DOING MY THING LIKE A SEX MACHINE! 125 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:11,019 MOVING! GROOVING! OWW! 126 00:06:11,087 --> 00:06:12,621 1, 2, 3, 4! 127 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,307 WAS I OK, MR. SLASH? 128 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,675 YOU WERE... 129 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:18,988 YOU WERE GREAT, SID. YOU WERE GREAT. 130 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,990 LISTEN, LET'S JUST KEEP THIS BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HUH? 131 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,615 I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, THE COST OF FLYING A REAL AMAZON IN... 132 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,494 WHOA, WHOA, MR. SLASH, YOU'RE SAYING WAY TOO MUCH. 133 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,496 I UNDERSTAND. TAKE A CAB HOME, SID. 134 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,480 WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SPEAR? 135 00:06:35,846 --> 00:06:38,446 ♪ I'M ONLY 5 FOOT 1 ♪ 136 00:06:38,515 --> 00:06:41,616 ♪ I GOT A PAIN IN MY NECK ♪ 137 00:06:41,685 --> 00:06:44,452 ♪ I'M MOVING UP TO THE CITY ♪ 138 00:06:44,521 --> 00:06:47,188 ♪ WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HECK ♪ 139 00:06:47,256 --> 00:06:48,300 ♪ I STARE AT THE CONCRETE ♪ 140 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,024 ♪ THE GIRDERS SKY HIGH ♪ 141 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:51,136 ♪ THE STEEL'S ABOVE ME ♪ 142 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,528 ♪ LOVE'S IN MY EYES ♪ 143 00:06:58,401 --> 00:06:59,612 ♪ AND I'M DOING THE THINGS ♪ 144 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,435 ♪ A 5 FOOT 1 MAN CAN DO... ♪ 145 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,658 THIS MONEY'S GONNA TO GO WHERE IT'S NEEDED, ALL RIGHT... 146 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:10,328 THE MARTY SLASH RETIREMENT FUND. 147 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:11,863 YEAH. 148 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,410 Man's voice: DON'T TOUCH THAT MONEY. 149 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,613 WHO'S THERE? 150 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,499 THERE'S NO THERE THERE, MARTY. JUST ME. 151 00:07:31,568 --> 00:07:33,067 WHO'S "ME"? 152 00:07:33,136 --> 00:07:35,169 YOUR CONSCIENCE. 153 00:07:35,238 --> 00:07:37,671 MY CONSCIENCE? 154 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,141 I DON'T HAVE A CONSCIENCE. 155 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,611 OH, NO? THEN WHAT AM I, TALK RADIO? HA HA HA! 156 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:49,534 OK, IT'S A JOKE. 157 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:50,869 COME OUT OF THE... 158 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:54,539 NO. I'M IN HERE. IN YOUR HEAD. 159 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,542 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO YOU FOR 38 YEARS. 160 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,378 BOY, YOU LET A KID GET AWAY 161 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,547 WITH GLUING THE DOG'S EYES CLOSED, 162 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:03,882 THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 163 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,367 HE'S STEALING A MILLION DOLLARS OF CHARITY MONEY. 164 00:08:06,436 --> 00:08:08,269 THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. 165 00:08:08,338 --> 00:08:10,082 UH-HUH? WELL, STICK YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS, 166 00:08:10,106 --> 00:08:12,084 I'LL GIVE YOU MY HARRY JAMES IMPERSONATION. 167 00:08:13,776 --> 00:08:15,743 ♪ DON'T STEAL THE MONEY ♪ 168 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,897 UH! 169 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,066 I'M TIRED. I'M NERVOUS. 170 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,902 I'M A LITTLE JANGLED. 171 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:28,073 I'VE JUST NEVER HAD MY HANDS ON THIS MUCH MONEY BEFORE! 172 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,908 HEH HEH HEH! 173 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,243 MARTY, 174 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,412 MORALITY ASIDE, THIS IS A FELONY. 175 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,731 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 45 YEARS IN PRISON. 176 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:37,965 THAT IS AN ABERRATION, 177 00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:40,067 JUST LIKE THE DOCTOR SAID IT WAS. 178 00:08:41,471 --> 00:08:43,070 I KNOW YOU HAVE AMBITIONS, MARTY, 179 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:45,239 BUT I DON'T THINK THEY INCLUDE BEING GANG RAPED 180 00:08:45,309 --> 00:08:47,742 BY THE ENTIRE ARYAN NATION'S WEIGHTLIFTING CLUB! 181 00:08:47,811 --> 00:08:50,745 I JUST THINK I'M HEARING WHAT I THINK I'M HEARING. 182 00:08:50,814 --> 00:08:53,247 THINK. THAT'S THE KEY WORD, MARTY. 183 00:08:53,317 --> 00:08:54,849 TO GET AWAY WITH A CRIME LIKE THIS, 184 00:08:54,918 --> 00:08:56,083 YOU NEED BRAINS. 185 00:08:56,152 --> 00:08:57,251 AND I GOTTA TELL YA, 186 00:08:57,321 --> 00:08:58,464 I'M IN HERE LOOKING AT YOURS, 187 00:08:58,488 --> 00:08:59,854 AND, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT. 188 00:08:59,923 --> 00:09:00,989 HA HA HA HA. 189 00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:02,824 WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! 190 00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:04,993 YOU'RE THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY. 191 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:07,511 LIFE? 192 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,733 WHAT LIFE? 193 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:16,281 YOU MEAN BEING A GODDAMN GOFER 194 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,817 FOR A BUNCH OF DROOLING MORONS 195 00:09:17,841 --> 00:09:19,986 JUST 'CAUSE THEY CAN PLAY 3 CHORDS ON A GUITAR? 196 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:21,109 "MARTY?" 197 00:09:21,177 --> 00:09:24,112 "MARTY, THESE GROUPIES ARE TOO UGLY, MARTY." 198 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:25,579 "OH, MARTY!" 199 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,660 "THIS CHICKEN ISN'T EXTRA CRISPY ENOUGH, MARTY." 200 00:09:27,684 --> 00:09:29,862 "MARTY, WE TOLD YOU WE DON'T LIKE RED ONES 201 00:09:29,886 --> 00:09:31,786 IN THE MandM BOWL, MARTY!" 202 00:09:31,855 --> 00:09:34,667 FOR 12 YEARS IT'S BEEN MARTY THIS AND MARTY THAT, 203 00:09:34,691 --> 00:09:36,301 AND I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. 204 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:37,725 THAT IS, UNTIL NOW. 205 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:47,485 HEY! 206 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:48,886 WHERE'S SLASH? 207 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,225 UH! 208 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,595 Conscience: PUT THE MONEY DOWN, MARTY. 209 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:58,874 SOMETHING BAD'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 210 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,165 I CAN JUST FEEL IT! 211 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,134 SOMETHING BAD'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 212 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,370 YOU ALREADY SAID THAT. 213 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:08,506 OK, SO I WAS PREMATURE. 214 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,536 I KNOW YOU'VE HAD THE SAME PROBLEM FROM TIME TO TIME. 215 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,494 I... SHUT UP! 216 00:10:16,065 --> 00:10:18,299 GOT A GOOD STORY... 217 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,934 FOR THE COPS? 218 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,422 LISTEN, YOU LOOKING FOR THE BAND... 219 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,525 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR THE BAND. 220 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:29,593 I'M HERE TO SEE YOU, MARTY. 221 00:10:29,645 --> 00:10:32,380 UM... 222 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:36,117 YOU ARE THE MAN WHO SAVED THE AMAZON, 223 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:37,651 AREN'T YOU? 224 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,053 YEAH. 225 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:42,735 BUT FRANKLY, I WASN'T EXPECTING THEM 226 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:45,025 TO SEND ME ONE OF THEIR WOMEN. 227 00:10:45,094 --> 00:10:47,995 NOBODY SENT ME, MARTY. 228 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,497 I THOUGHT... 229 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,933 "MARTY SLASH HAS DONE SO MUCH. 230 00:10:53,002 --> 00:10:55,214 "THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I CAN DO 231 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:58,172 TO LIGHTEN HIS LOAD." 232 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,342 WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT, THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING. 233 00:11:03,112 --> 00:11:04,912 OH, WHOA! 234 00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,848 Conscience: WHOA! 235 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,683 THIS ONE'S TROUBLE, MARTY. 236 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,738 COME OVER HERE. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 237 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,675 Conscience: COME ON, MARTY. 238 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,410 AREN'T YOU THE LEAST BIT SUSPICIOUS? 239 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,645 THINK ABOUT IT! 240 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,114 WHAT DOES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE HER 241 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,748 WANT WITH AN UGLY LITTLE TOAD LIKE YOU? 242 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:29,987 OH! SO YOU LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH. 243 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,256 OW. Conscience: OW! 244 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,792 LOOK, BABE, CAN WE JUST SKIP THE FOREPLAY 245 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,260 AND GET RIGHT TO IT? 246 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,030 I'D LIKE NOTHING BETTER, MARTY. 247 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,433 Conscience: HA HA HA. 248 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,103 SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE A VERY HIGH OPINION OF YOU, MARTY. 249 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,038 HEY, I HOPE THAT'S NOT FOR ME. 250 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,472 OH, NO. 251 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,210 IT'S FOR ME. 252 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,147 WELL, WHATEVER. 253 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,949 LOOK, BABE, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 254 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:02,148 THERE'S JUST A SMALL MATTER TO NEGOTIATE. 255 00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:05,106 OH, NO. YOU'RE A HOOKER. 256 00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:08,387 I'M NOT A HOOKER. 257 00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:09,810 I'M A BANKER. 258 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:11,062 A BANKER? 259 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,281 YOUR BANKER, MARTY. 260 00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:15,884 YOUR PERSONAL BANKER. 261 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,472 NEXT IN LINE, PLEASE. 262 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,541 OH, GOOD MORNING, MR. SLASH. 263 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,521 WILL YOU BE NEEDING A RECEIPT TODAY? 264 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,079 WE HAVE A WONDERFUL RATE ON OUR 6 MONTH T-BILL. 265 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,231 MISS KIELBASA? 266 00:12:34,037 --> 00:12:35,887 YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT. 267 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,557 OH, WELL... 268 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,786 THEY DON'T EXACTLY ENCOURAGE US 269 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,195 TO DRESS THIS WAY AT WORK. 270 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,567 YOU NEVER DID NOTICE ME, DID YOU, MARTY? 271 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,669 BUT I NOTICED YOU. 272 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,532 I NOTICED HOW YOU WITHDREW ALL 273 00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:55,534 THE "SAVE THE AMAZON" MONEY TODAY... 274 00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:56,958 IN CASH. 275 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,743 Conscience: WELL, SHMUCK! 276 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,478 CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 277 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,392 WON'T THOSE BLEEDING-HEARTS BE SURPRISED 278 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,683 WHEN THAT CHECK FOR $1 MILLION 279 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,785 BOUNCES TOMORROW MORNING? 280 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,456 WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY TO, MARTY? 281 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,791 NOWHERE. 282 00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,746 LISBON, PORTUGAL. 283 00:13:18,814 --> 00:13:20,514 GOOD CHOICE. 284 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,350 EXTRADITION'S DIFFICULT. 285 00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:25,019 THE ESCUDO IS HOLDING UP WELL AGAINST THE DOLLAR. 286 00:13:25,088 --> 00:13:27,521 OH, AND MARTY... 287 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,523 SPEAKING OF DOLLARS, 288 00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:31,392 WHERE'S THE MONEY? 289 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:39,567 WOULDN'T BE... HERE, WOULD IT? 290 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,654 HA HA HA HA HA HA. 291 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,507 AH HA HA HA HA HA. 292 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,908 AHH... 293 00:13:47,977 --> 00:13:49,043 ALL RIGHT. 294 00:13:49,112 --> 00:13:50,238 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 295 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,696 I WANT HALF. 296 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,764 HALF? 297 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,552 ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS? 298 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,488 I'M THE ONE WHO STUCK MY NECK OUT. 299 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,923 I'M THE ONE WHO PLANNED THIS WHOLE DAMN THING! 300 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,515 I'M THE ONE WHO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT. 301 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,934 I COULD HAVE BLOWN THE WHISTLE ON YOU AT THE BANK. 302 00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:14,785 AND DON'T FORGET, MARTY. 303 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,455 I CAN STILL BLOW THE WHISTLE ON YOU NOW. 304 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,159 OH, THIS WHAT I GET FOR BEING AN ENTREPRENEUR, HUH? 305 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,088 Conscience: TELL HER TO GO TO HELL, MARTY. 306 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,396 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 307 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,167 MISS KIELBASA? 308 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,768 Miss Kielbasa: YES? 309 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,870 I WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING HERE. 310 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,022 MM-HMM. 311 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,051 Conscience: THAT'S IT, MARTY. TELL HER! 312 00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:39,794 YOU'RE A BANKER. 313 00:14:39,863 --> 00:14:41,328 COUNT OUT YOUR HALF. 314 00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:43,281 SMART BOY. 315 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,789 Conscience: DUMB ASS! 316 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:51,939 WELL, $500,000 317 00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:54,775 IS BETTER THAN NOTHING. 318 00:14:54,844 --> 00:14:56,944 IT'S MORE THAN I EVER WOULD HAVE HAD 319 00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:59,046 IF I STAYED IN THIS LOUSY BUSINESS. 320 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:04,051 NOT THAT I DON'T HAVE MEMORIES... 321 00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,856 LIKE THIS AX. 322 00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:10,424 Conscience: OH, NO! 323 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,837 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 324 00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:13,360 DON'T DO IT, MARTY! 325 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:14,729 NOT THAT! 326 00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,864 YOU KNOW WHO GAVE ME THIS GUITAR? 327 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,299 NO. WHO? 328 00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:22,903 PETE TOWNSEND! 329 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,097 Conscience: SHE'S DEAD! 330 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,340 UH! 331 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,987 Conscience: OH, THIS IS GREAT. 332 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,388 YOU'RE TRYING TO FIT HER IN THERE? 333 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,891 WHAT'S THE MATTER, COULDN'T YOU FIND A SHOE BOX? 334 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,114 UH! UH! 335 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,350 Conscience: MARTY, STOP! 336 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,187 PUT HER LEG DOWN, MAN! LISTEN TO ME! 337 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,123 I WANT YOU TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL THE POLICE. 338 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,195 Conscience: I THINK YOUR BEST SHOT 339 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,864 IS A TEMPORARY INSANITY PLEA. 340 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,266 FROM WHERE I SIT, YOU DEFINITELY HAVE A CASE. 341 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:12,720 I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU. 342 00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,858 I THINK WE JUST HIT ON THE PROBLEM. 343 00:16:16,926 --> 00:16:19,026 YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME, NEVER HAVE. 344 00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:20,862 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP! 345 00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,563 OH! 346 00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:23,697 Both: AHH! 347 00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,099 OPEN IT. 348 00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:26,934 AAH! 349 00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:28,702 AAH! 350 00:16:28,771 --> 00:16:32,323 ♪ AH, LOVE HURTS ♪ 351 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,426 ♪ IT HURTS ♪ 352 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,161 HE'S SINGING. 353 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,440 JESUS, MARTY, IT SOUNDED LIKE 354 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,609 YOU WERE KILLING SOMEBODY IN HERE. 355 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,900 HA HA HA. 356 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,902 WHAT'S GOING ON? 357 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,737 WE'VE HAD 30 COMPLAINTS TONIGHT SO FAR 358 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,557 FROM YOUR NEIGHBORS ABOUT THE NOISE. 359 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:50,891 The noise. 360 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,826 THAT'S RIGHT, THE NOISE. 361 00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,128 NOW TURN THIS SHIT DOWN, 362 00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:55,996 OR I'M HAULING YOUR ASS OFF TO JAIL. 363 00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,766 WHOA, OFFICER, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 364 00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,335 HA HA HA. REALLY... REALLY, I HAD NO IDEA 365 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:03,115 THAT THINGS HAD GOTTEN THIS OUT OF HAND, OK? 366 00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:05,072 YOU SEE, I'VE JUST, UH... 367 00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:07,085 Conscience: KILLED MY BANKER! 368 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,842 I KILLED MY BANKER... I'VE KILLED MY HEARING 369 00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:10,578 WORKING IN THIS FUCKING PLACE. 370 00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:12,280 AND THAT'S WHY I GOTTA WEAR THESE NOW. 371 00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,847 DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 372 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,772 SPUD? SPUD! 373 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,140 YEAH, IT'S MARTY. 374 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,487 LISTEN, SPUD, I'VE HAD SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE. 375 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,044 WILL YOU TURN IT DOWN, PLEASE? 376 00:17:37,674 --> 00:17:39,757 ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU, OFFICER? 377 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:43,494 JUST KEEP IT DOWN. 378 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,430 Conscience: OH, AH! PHOOEY! 379 00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:53,687 SORRY, OFFICER. 380 00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:55,957 I, UH, I, UH... 381 00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,426 I WAS AIMING FOR THE WASTEBASKET. 382 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,131 I... I DON'T THINK I'LL BE NEEDING THESE THINGS ANYMORE... 383 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,700 NOW THAT WE'VE TURNED THE MUSIC DOWN. 384 00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:08,580 Conscience: HE'S LOOKING AT THE DRUM CASE, MARTY. 385 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:11,138 HE KNOWS! 386 00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:13,674 Officer: PROPERTY OF DONNY OSMOND. 387 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,477 HIS TOUR MOVED ON TO FAIRBANKS, ALASKA 388 00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:18,212 OVER A MONTH AGO. 389 00:18:18,281 --> 00:18:20,815 DON'T THINK DONNY WILL BE MISSING HIS DRUM KIT? 390 00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:22,667 YEAH, PROBABLY. 391 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,268 WELL, WHY DON'T WE GET IT OUT OF HERE? 392 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,536 HUH? OH, YEAH. 393 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,504 TIME IS MONEY. LET'S GO, MOVE IT OUT RIGHT NOW. 394 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,552 OK? HUP! HUP! HUB BUB! LET'S GO! QUICK! QUICK! MOVE! 395 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,886 HERE WE GO. 396 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,210 GOOD. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 397 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,295 DONNY OSMOND. 398 00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:38,131 NOW, HIM, I LIKE. 399 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,168 REMIND ME TO GET YOU AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE. 400 00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:43,148 Conscience: HEY, WAIT. DON'T LET HIM GO! 401 00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:44,883 GOD DAMN IT, MARTY, YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE! 402 00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:45,840 CONFESS! 403 00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:48,241 OH! AAH! OW! 404 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,677 OW! OW! OW! 405 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,021 I'M GETTING MIGHTY SICK OF YOU. 406 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:04,525 Conscience: THE FEELING IS MUTUAL. 407 00:19:04,593 --> 00:19:06,710 STOP THAT! 408 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,145 OH! 409 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,693 HEY, DIDN'T YOU READ THAT LABEL? 410 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,084 THAT STUFF'S 18% ALCOHOL. 411 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,869 LET'S PARTY! 412 00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:17,137 FUCK YOU! 413 00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:22,042 Conscience: HEY! THE DOCTOR SAID A LITTLE SALVE. 414 00:19:22,111 --> 00:19:24,278 GENTLY! GENTLY! 415 00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:27,448 UH! 416 00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:30,218 Conscience: YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE, MARTY. 417 00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:32,486 I'M WAY DOWN DEEP INSIDE YOU! 418 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,557 UH-OH. YOU'RE OUT OF SWABS. 419 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,343 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA USE NOW, MARTY? 420 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,231 AW, A NICE SHARP PENCIL. 421 00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,565 GREAT IDEA. 422 00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,068 JAM IT WAY DEEP INSIDE YOUR BRAIN 423 00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:48,903 JUST SO YOU CAN GET AT ME! 424 00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:52,088 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 425 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,575 AH HA HA HA HA! 426 00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:56,026 YOU'RE RIGHT. 427 00:19:57,814 --> 00:20:01,098 HERE I AM FUCKING WITH YOU, 428 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:04,301 AND I GOT A PLANE TO CATCH. 429 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,949 ALL I GOTTA DO 430 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,785 IS WALK DOWN THE STAIRS, 431 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,788 RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR, 432 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,957 AND GET INTO MY LIMO. 433 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,537 Conscience: YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT, MARTY! 434 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,293 WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME? 435 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,396 Conscience: I AM, MOTHERFUCKER! 436 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:33,675 SINCE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CONFESS, 437 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,298 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU. 438 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,466 WATCH THIS! 439 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,002 HEY, MARTY. 440 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,180 Conscience: HI, BUTTER PANTS. 441 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,470 DID I HAPPEN TO MENTION THAT 442 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,139 I KILLED MY BANKER UPSTAIRS? 443 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,641 BOY, DID YOU SEE HER FACE? 444 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,743 SHE HEARD ME, MARTY. SHE DEFINITELY HEARD ME. 445 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,478 OH, JAILBAIT, 446 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,526 DID YOU EVER SEE WHAT SOMEONE'S BRAINS LOOK LIKE 447 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,360 SPLATTERED OVER A MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH? 448 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,985 WELL, I HAVE! THEY HEAR ME, MARTY! 449 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,654 NO, THEY DON'T. 450 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,322 Conscience: SURE ABOUT THAT, KILLER? OK. 451 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,576 WELL, LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE WALK BY... HIM! 452 00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:06,147 DON'T WANT TO TRY IT, HUH? 453 00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:08,816 HEY. WHY YOU WALKING SO FUNNY? 454 00:21:08,884 --> 00:21:10,651 DIDN'T BROWN OUT YOUR BERMUDAS, DID YOU? 455 00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:12,553 HA HA HA HA. 456 00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:19,760 PHEW. 457 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,023 Conscience: HEY, MONKEY DICK. 458 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,491 I KILLED MY BANKER! 459 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,360 WELL, ZIP UP YOUR PANTS AND GET THE COP! 460 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,529 YOU HEAR THAT? 461 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,631 YEAH, TELL THE COP I STUFFED THE BITCH 462 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:43,283 IN DONNY OSMOND'S DRUM CASE! 463 00:21:43,352 --> 00:21:45,485 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, QUEENIE? 464 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,522 NEVER MADE PEE PEE NEXT TO A PSYCHOPATH BEFORE? 465 00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:51,058 Conscience: STILL DON'T THINK THEY CAN HEAR ME, MARTY? 466 00:21:51,127 --> 00:21:53,127 NO! NO! 467 00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:58,666 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 468 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,112 THIS... THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE. 469 00:22:00,136 --> 00:22:02,369 THIS CANNOT BE POSSIBLE. 470 00:22:02,437 --> 00:22:04,972 Conscience: THEN WHY IS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT YOU, FUCKER? 471 00:22:07,943 --> 00:22:09,877 JUST OPEN THAT DOOR, AND I'LL TELL THEM ALL. 472 00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:11,311 ATTENTION, SHOPPERS, 473 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,613 WE GOT A MURDERER IN URINAL 3! 474 00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:15,549 YOU BE MY GUEST. 475 00:22:15,617 --> 00:22:18,218 THE MUSIC'S SO LOUD, THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU. 476 00:22:18,287 --> 00:22:21,822 Conscience: THEN I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER! 477 00:22:21,891 --> 00:22:25,392 ♪ OH! OH! OH! BABY, BABY ♪ 478 00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,139 Marty: THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO TURN THE MUSIC UP 479 00:22:27,163 --> 00:22:29,396 A LITTLE LOUDER. 480 00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:31,298 Conscience: GO AHEAD, MARTY. 481 00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:32,666 GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT! 482 00:22:32,735 --> 00:22:34,401 WE'LL SEE WHO CRACKS FIRST. 483 00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:35,569 TURN IT UP, SPUD. 484 00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:37,115 MARTY, YOU JUST TOLD ME TO TURN IT DOWN. 485 00:22:37,139 --> 00:22:38,906 WELL NOW I'M TELLING YOU TURN IT UP! 486 00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:40,574 Conscience: DON'T TURN IT UP, SPUD! 487 00:22:40,642 --> 00:22:42,342 TURN ME IN TO THE COPS. 488 00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:45,791 DID YOU HEAR ME, SPUD? 489 00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,651 WHY, THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH! 490 00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:56,423 Conscience: YOU PATHETIC LOSER! 491 00:22:56,491 --> 00:22:57,991 YOU'RE GONNA CONFESS! 492 00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,459 SAY WHAT? 493 00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:01,128 I DIDN'T CATCH THAT. 494 00:23:03,766 --> 00:23:07,868 ♪ I'VE GOT A JOB FOR A GUY CALLED MARTY SLASH ♪ 495 00:23:10,672 --> 00:23:13,540 ♪ HE PAID ME WITH A CHECK BUT NEVER NO CASH ♪ 496 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:24,585 ♪ AND A BUTTON IN MY POCKET, YOU KNOW WHAT? ♪ 497 00:23:26,188 --> 00:23:27,287 COME AGAIN? 498 00:23:27,356 --> 00:23:28,667 Conscience: TELL THEM YOU KILLED HER! 499 00:23:28,691 --> 00:23:30,223 BEG YOUR PARDON? 500 00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:32,426 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 501 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,207 ♪ ALTHOUGH ♪ 502 00:23:36,231 --> 00:23:37,331 Conscience: CONFESS! 503 00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:39,077 ♪ I'M ONLY 5 FOOT 1 ♪ 504 00:23:39,101 --> 00:23:40,101 Conscience: CONFESS! 505 00:23:40,135 --> 00:23:41,680 ♪ I'M ONLY 5 FOOT 1 ♪ 506 00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:42,636 Conscience: CONFESS! 507 00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:44,382 ♪ I'M ONLY 5 FOOT 1 ♪ 508 00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:46,640 ♪ 5 FOOT 1, 1, 1 ♪ 509 00:23:46,709 --> 00:23:48,253 Conscience: SAY IT! SAY IT! GOTTA SAY IT! 510 00:23:48,277 --> 00:23:49,209 GOTTA SAY IT! 511 00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:51,011 SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! 512 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,414 I KILLED MY BANKER! 513 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,136 THEY HEARD ME THAT TIME, MARTY. 514 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,572 THEY KNOW YOU DID IT. 515 00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:05,592 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? 516 00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:12,332 Man: WHAT'S GOING ON, IGGY? 517 00:24:12,401 --> 00:24:14,834 I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL MY BANKER. 518 00:24:14,903 --> 00:24:16,714 WHOA, DUDE. CHECK IT OUT. 519 00:24:16,738 --> 00:24:19,706 ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS STEAL THE AMAZON MONEY. 520 00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,875 IT'S OK. 521 00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:23,577 IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE. 522 00:24:23,646 --> 00:24:25,279 IT'S RIGHT HERE! 523 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:31,185 SHE TRIED TO GET HALF OF IT. 524 00:24:31,253 --> 00:24:34,521 I COULDN'T LET HER DO THAT. 525 00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:38,858 I HAD TO SMASH HER IN THE HEAD WITH MY GUITAR. 526 00:24:38,927 --> 00:24:40,994 YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, CAN'T YOU? 527 00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,200 Conscience: GOOD, MARTY. 528 00:24:46,269 --> 00:24:48,369 THAT WAS A LOVELY CONFESSION. 529 00:24:48,437 --> 00:24:50,821 DOESN'T IT FEEL BETTER TO GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST? 530 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,992 HEY! WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR EAR? 531 00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,897 OH! UH! OH! 532 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,166 EASY! 533 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,076 HA! UGH! 534 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:15,079 Conscience: HEY, MARTY, SOMETHING JUST OCCURRED TO ME. 535 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:18,566 DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING AT ALL THE TIME, 536 00:25:18,634 --> 00:25:20,734 AND THEY COULD NEVER REALLY HEAR ME? 537 00:25:20,803 --> 00:25:22,736 OH, MARTY. 538 00:25:22,805 --> 00:25:25,086 THAT WOULD MEAN THAT IF YOU HAD JUST KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT, 539 00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:27,340 YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT AFTER ALL. 540 00:25:33,315 --> 00:25:34,993 Conscience: A PRIEST, A RABBI, AND A HINDU, 541 00:25:35,017 --> 00:25:36,716 THEY'RE IN THIS CANOE, SEE, 542 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,596 AND, UH, THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH FOOD FOR 2 OF THEM. 543 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,155 STOP ME IF I'VE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, MARTY, OK? 544 00:25:41,223 --> 00:25:44,258 MARTY? OH, COME ON, MARTY. 545 00:25:44,326 --> 00:25:47,194 IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS. YOU STILL CAN'T BE MAD AT ME. 546 00:25:48,997 --> 00:25:52,099 IS THIS ANY WAY TO SPEND OUR LAST MOMENTS TOGETHER? 547 00:25:52,168 --> 00:25:53,288 IS THIS OUR MAN? 548 00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:54,563 THAT'S HIM. 549 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:57,438 Conscience: HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY 550 00:25:57,506 --> 00:26:00,390 WE SING SOME BROADWAY SHOW TUNES? 551 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:03,944 HEY, SLASH, AIN'T YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR LAST MEAL? 552 00:26:04,012 --> 00:26:05,323 HEY! 553 00:26:05,347 --> 00:26:06,658 DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH. 554 00:26:06,682 --> 00:26:08,393 HE'S DEAFER THAN A DOORNAIL. 555 00:26:08,417 --> 00:26:10,033 Conscience: OH, I KNOW. 556 00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:11,367 IN THE LAST REMAINING MOMENTS, 557 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:12,681 LET'S GO OVER THOSE 10 COMMANDMENTS 558 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,805 A FEW MORE TIMES. LET'S SEE. 559 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,306 YOU WANT TO GO FIRST, OR SHALL I? 560 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,142 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO. 561 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,810 THOU SHALL NOT KILL. 562 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,779 THOU SHALL NOT STEAL. 563 00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:23,675 BOY, YOU DONE ALL OF THESE, HAVEN'T YOU, MARTY? 564 00:26:23,699 --> 00:26:24,898 HUH? 565 00:26:26,969 --> 00:26:28,969 IS IT TIME? 566 00:26:29,037 --> 00:26:31,304 IS IT TIME YET? 567 00:26:31,373 --> 00:26:33,306 IS IT TIME? 568 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:37,160 Conscience: WHAT'S THE HURRY, MARTY? AH HA HA HA HA! 569 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,930 WELL, HEAD BANGERS, 570 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:44,100 WASN'T THAT ONE A REAL SMASH? 571 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:48,672 I KNOW IT WAS FOR MISS KIELBASA. 572 00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:51,341 HA HA HA HA HA! 573 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,377 AS FOR MARTY, 574 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,863 HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT NOISE IN HIS HEAD. 575 00:26:56,932 --> 00:26:59,282 HE PROBABLY WISHED HE WAS DEAF, 576 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:02,402 BUT HE GOT DEATH INSTEAD. 577 00:27:02,471 --> 00:27:05,372 WELL, TILL NEXT TIME, FRIGHT FANS, 578 00:27:05,441 --> 00:27:07,741 EAR'S LOOKING AT YOU. 579 00:27:07,809 --> 00:27:09,476 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 580 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:14,848 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.